From the files labeled "truly bizarre"

Hat tip: Stephanie Miller

When you've thought you've seen it all, well, you haven't.

This morning, I heard that Dog Condoms, Inc. was recalling its product voluntarily due to unacceptable failure rates. Yes, that's right, dog condoms.

Besides the obvious question of who is buying these things, isn't there a mechanical issue in putting the thing on? The dog can't do it themselves, and whenever the dog is having intercourse, he sure isn't around his or her owner.

The weirdness of America knows no bounds.